"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"

During her forbidden date with Truman, "We have so little time. They're gonna be here any minute...

I mean, think about it, Truman. If everybody is in on it, I'd have to be in on it, too... I'm not in on it, Truman, because... there is no 'it'.

 Why don't you let me fix you some of this Mococoa drink? All natural cocoa beans from the upper slopes of Mount Nicaragua. No artificial sweeteners.

Truman : [looking around]  What the hell are you talking about? Who are you talking to?

Meryl : I've tasted other cocoas. This is the best.

 I am the Creator - of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions.