telling people you hate boy bands, then taking your child to a boy band fan club meeting

telling someone with dyslexia she cannot learn to read, leading her to become illiterate even though she could learn to read with a bit of extra effort

telling your spouse you hate his cooking, then taking over the cooking yourself to avoid food poisoning

telling blue-eyed people they are unattractive, then feeling bad and complimenting people with blue eyes to avoid feeling guilty