Sermon at 9 a.m. – Jesus walks on water,

Sermon at 11 a.m. – Searching for Jesus

“Dog for sale.  Eats anything.  Especially fond of children.”

“We skid you not.”  (In an ad for tires.)

“A recent report indicated that some college graduates cannot read or right.”  (Newspaper editorial.)

“Madness is made possible by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and the support of viewers like you.”