After replacing a keyboard a user has spilled coffee on for the fifth time, what should you say to the user?

Question

Accepted Answer

I can’t guarantee the new keyboard will work if it gets dirty.

Answer

I can’t guarantee the new keyboard will work if you continue to spill coffee on it.

Answer

You need to be more careful with your coffee.

Answer

These keyboards are expensive. Next time we replace one because you spilled coffee, it’s coming out of your paycheck.

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